ALLEGED BOTCHED LIPOSUCTION SURGERY: BAYELSA MOURNS AS PARAMOUNT RULER OF SAGANA, THEOPHILUS MOSES, DIES . (PHOTO).#RIP

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 BAYELSA MOURNS AS PARAMOUNT RULER OF SAGANA, THEOPHILUS MOSES, DIES Bayelsa State has been thrown into mourning following the reported death of the Paramount Ruler of Sagana , His Royal Highness, Theophilus Moses. According to sources, the traditional ruler reportedly died at an undisclosed hospital following complications from an alleged botched liposuction surgery. His reported passing has cast a shadow of grief over the community, with many mourning the loss of a traditional leader. May his soul rest in perfect peace, and may God grant his family, the people of Sagana and the entire Bayelsa State the strength to bear this painful loss.

SWEDEN DECLARES SEX AS A SPORT,CHAMPIONSHIP STARTS NEXT WEEK. (PHOTO).


Sweden Declares SEX As A Sport, Championship Starts Next Week

Sweden officially declared sex as a sport and is all set to host its first-ever sex competition next week. The people participating in the sex competition will engage in sex sessions which can go up to six hours daily. The winners of the sex competition will be decided by a panel of judges and the audience will also influence the final decisions.

The European Sex Championship which will start on 8 June and span over a period of six weeks with participants engaging in sexual activities from 45 minutes to 1 hour daily, depending upon the duration of their matches.

The report claims that the audience will also influence the decision of the sex competitions and will notice several aspects of the sexual activity. The final decision on the winners will be arrived at after considering the factors like the chemistry between the couple, knowledge about sex, endurance level, etc.

More points for knowledge of ‘Kamasutra’
Notably, the knowledge of ‘Kamasutra,’ the Sanskrit scripture on sex and eroticism, will also play a role in the decision making and the participants will get points on the basis of their knowledge regarding the knowledge of ‘Kamasutra.’

Moreover, the championship has encouraged people from different sexual orientations and affirms its respect for diversity. The organizers of the sex competition believe that sexual orientation can play a significant role in the competition and influence the outcome of the matches.

Expressing their excitement over the event, the organizers of the sex competition said that the incorporation of sexual orientation as a part of sporting tactics will be a groundbreaking development among European countries.

Social media is filled with diverse reactions from users over the announcement of sex competition with people supporting the move to remove the inhibitions related to sex while others have expressed skepticism.



 

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  1. Iyen na make sense, like my wife would say. Apocalypse now!

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  2. I think I like to be part of the competition...

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