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MONZE WOMAN HALTS CHURCH SERVICE AFTER HER SECRET LOVER WAS ENGAGING ANOTHER WOMAN.(PHOTO).



MONZE WOMAN HALTS CHURCH SERVICE



By Jackson Mwewa Chabala Junior 

A woman who has been identified as Mwaanga Yange, 33 from Haabwato village last week allegedly dispersed congregants from a named pentecostal church with stones which were coming like bullets from a new AK47 and later walked out of the church building leaving a two Months old baby girl at the altar.

According to available sources, Mwaanga who had allegedly been meeting a Mr. Lazarus Kambole, pastor of a named church, for almost three years behind the curtains ran mad after hearing Mr. Kambole was engaging a woman from his church.

On different dates early this year Mr. Kambole had carnal knowledge of Mwaanga, a woman from the same village and promised to marry her after she consequently developed an embryo despite doubling the dosage or Morning After.

Last week Mwaanga was tipped by her cousin that her holy lover was today going to engage a lady from his church who leads the church choir.

Without hesitation, Mwaanga got her child, reached for two buckets and filled them with stones then rushed to her lovers church which is just a stone throw from her house.

Reaching the church premises, there was so much noise everywhere anyone would conclude they were watching a repeat of Chelsea Vs Manchester United.

 Mwaanga slithered into the church building and walked straight to the altar where pastor Kambole was standing making funny faces obviously to convince God.

The buckets and strange woman with a baby in front forced the church to remain quiet, the pastor predicting correctly what was coming next, was already wishing to be taken away by the holy spirit like it happened with Philip after baptizing the Ethiopian Eunuch.

The woman rested her buckets on the floor and got rid of the coverings as gossipers had then popped eyes to see what was in the buckets, it was stones. 

She started throwing stones in all directions like a machine gun, and church members in a few seconds disappeared, pastor Kambole pushed the loose window open, then sped off as congregants and passersby insipidly watched him fly like Superman.

Mwaanga knowing her holy lover had escaped loosened the Chitenge, got the baby off her back and left her at the altar and walked out of the church building shouting when Lazarus comes back give him the baby.

Meanwhile, church members have concluded it was the demons that might have led the woman to the church. Pastor Kambole has disappeared into thin air and the baby was reportedly left in the church crying until a good samaritan got it. The woman he was about to engage failed to walk home on her own. Desperation and Marriage.


 

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