A SELF PROCLAIMED WITCH ARRESTED WHEN SHE LIGHTS A FIRE ON A STRANGER'S PORCH AFTER READING A "WITCHES WELCOME" SIGN. (PHOTO).
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A self proclaimed witch arrested when she lights a fire on a stranger's porch after reading a "Witches Welcome" sign.
As 46-year-old Michelle Young strolled through a Burlington, Iowa neighborhood she collected various items she could apparently use to cast a spell. These items included a taillight, aluminum foil (no surprise there), tree bark and a yellow lawn flag, all of which apparently contain a surprising amount of magic.
She then went to a home that she believed belonged to a friend. After knocking and not receiving an answer she noticed a convenient sign stating, "Witches Welcome."
This was excellent news as she had just acquired the perfect magical materials for casting spells. She began burning the items she had collected releasing their magic into the ether.
The surprised homeowner contacted police when she noticed a witch seemingly lighting her porch on fire. I guess this woman doesn't actually live by the "Witches Welcome" creed.
Police arrested Michelle Young a short time later walking in the neighborhood, and she readily admitted lighting the fire, citing the witch sign as her reason.
I guess police also don't honor the" Witches Welcome" creed as she was charged with reckless use of fire, explosive, or destructive devices.
Oh and she was also charged with drug paraphernalia.
-Ricky Lindsey
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